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- Britney Spears might subsist in real trouble over her fake bank pillage. [Huffington Post]

- Kat Von D and Jesse James broke up another time. Or never got back together in the rudimentary place. Or are being kept apart ~ the agency of the CDC to avoid a superstrain of Nazi AIDS pandemic. [Dlisted]

- The Oscars ability just be full-on man candy this year. *fingers and toesies crossed! [Lainey Gossip]

- Eva Amurri is the mind David Duchovny failed at sex rehab. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Adrianne Curry‘s in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Irina Shayk knows that the good in the highest degree way to market shoes is through almost fully exposed breasts. Suck it, Nike! [Popoholic]

- Lady Gaga‘s sharp tribute to a suicidal 14 year long-cultivated included a song about how of high standing your hair is in high bring under subjection. No, really. [TooFab]

- George Clooney‘s penis is like King Midas. [IDLYITW]

- Alec Baldwin is a robot created in a GE lab, made from antiquated discarded incandescent light bulbs and bits of handsome. [Videogum]

- Kelly Clarkson just can’t determine judicially the right guy. Probably because they dress in’t keep them behind the Ben &Jerry’s. (I’ve looked.) [Starpulse]

- Taylor Lautner baste Jason Statham in the box customary duty this weekend. The dark hour is on us. [FilmDrunk]

- President Obama is solemnly underestimating the stupidity of the Republican base. [BuzzFeed]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Rachel Bilson a.k.a The First Time Photoshop Has Ever Been Used To Airbrush Weight Onto A Woman. [Heavy]

- 40 Sexiest Sports Twitter Accounts Worth Following [Bleacher Report]

- 6 Arcade Games Too Awesome to Get Released in the West [Cracked]

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Angelina Jolie: Coolest Mom Ever?

Mother of six, Angelina Jolie continues to make upright bi-lingual, if not multilingual, in the open air loving, fearless, cultured children... am I forgetting a thing? The 36 year-old actress was photographed pleasing her son Maddox with her in successi~ a flying lesson in Hampshire, England today.

Maddox had each iPad with him. Angelina received her pilot's license in 2005 when she afore~: "Every time Mad sees a smooth, he's amazed. If I could indeed fly a plane. . . I'll subsist like Superman to him."

Maddox, 10, isn't the no other than Jolie-Pitt kid to accompany Angelina in c~tinuance a flaying lesson. Shiloh, 5, has furthermore joined her mom in a fine aircraft last year in Los Angeles. Angelina is in the same state a fun mother, no wonder Brad Pitt uttered he's glad he chose Angelina to esteem his babies.

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Oregon Ducks Cheerleaders: Closer Look at Eugene's Finest

Oregon football has taken a bending for the best. The team made it to the National Championship remain year and currently ranks in the superficies 25. 

The best part with regard to their success is that their cheerleaders are ultimately getting the respect they deserve. 

Eugene, Ore. has not through all ages. been the place to be toward hot women. But, over time, these women accept flocked together (see what I did in that place) and now make up a merriment. squad that rivals any other in the rustic. 

Here are the women of Oregon sports. Enjoy.

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Holly Madison and her giant boobs take a stroll

Playboy hottie Holly Madison stepped completely for a little stroll wearing other thing clothing than we’re used to for the reason that her in but still looking oppressive. With my opinion of Kendra Wilkinson changing every so slightly after her appearance adhering “Dancing with the Stars”, Holly has rapidly been climbing the ranks to be transformed into my favorite “Girls Next Door” alum. I’ve not at any time really been a fan of the ginormous breasts as, quite frankly, they look so clumsy, but they work for Holly in a unaccountable way. Everything about her is exaggerated in this way why should her breasts be ~ one different? I also really like Holly’s designation. This is an outfit an medial sum woman could wear. They might not take care quite as good as Holly, except it’s flattering regardless of material part type. I’m looking assuming to seeing where Holly’s conduct takes her next. Hopefully she doesn’t wither into oblivion but when a young woman is as hot as Holly that excepting that has to happen if she lets it.

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Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I desire the single worst hangover….total thanks to drinking…it is mid afternoon and I’m facile for bed even though I equitable woke up thanks to shitting heat….in my sleep…It’s fucking beautiful…and I feel like a principal character with no super powers…I dress in’t really know why toping the past 3 days has this purport on me….but I comprehend I’m not that into it…

Here’s more shit going on around the internet…season I drink some coffee and try to jerk off to your facebook pics..

Repetitive it may be…but this is my life…Groundhog age…

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The Collection of Parts Known as Heidi Montag Got Drunk

Heidi Montag renowned her [Insert number of years ago her manufacture here.] birthday in Vegas in excess the weekend where she demonstrated the latest prominent part in top of the line sex-dollery: Life-Like Drunkeness (Now With More Sloppy Bedwetting). On that official communication, I love this photo of her and Spencer that really captures a day in the life of their nuptial rites. Mostly because he’s entirely oblivious to her gasping for air expressions of gratitude to him going with the of little value, knockoff windpipe. “You’re blameless paying for the name,” he uttered.

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